Category Archives: random blog posts
Fanny Ceramics
Been playing around with some ideas today and the result was quite a pleasing faceless nude on a ceramic tile… …and an espresso cup and saucer decorated with vaginas. I will definitely be playing around with that idea some more … Continue reading
Vagina Necklace
I just made my first vagina necklace. What do you think?
Buy ChewingLard Stuff
I have been busy crafting some spectacular things, so now you can order more than just felt fanny cushions and brooches either here at the SHOP!, at Fine Art Fannies or at Tea and Sympathy in Colchester (you will have … Continue reading
And the November Porn Caption winner is…
Holly! Well done Holly, general consensus was that it was very funny and topical… Here is your fanny drawing as promised: And a special mention goes to Philthy who was runner up with ‘Ohhhhhhh…the hokey cokey…ohhhhhh…’ Philthy would have … Continue reading
‘Jenny Ice Cunt’ Action Figure For The Night Time (it must be a typo?)
After yesterday’s post about porn star pouts and great Japanese beauty gadgets there were plenty of people checking out the delights of Japan Trend Shop. Lo and behold – I had missed a complete treat… The Jenny Ice Cunt action … Continue reading
Get a Porn Star Pout – ChewingLard Beauty Tips
When I first saw this I honestly thought it was some sort of sex aid with the purpose of giving your girlfriend a sex doll aesthetic without the cost of collagen fillers! I mean really – what would you have … Continue reading
Asa Akira – Sexy!
Well, thanks for clearing that one up for us Asa. … and what a great tip for us girls too! I had totally not considered how sexy I could feel if I had cum up my nose. Like not EVER. … Continue reading
ChewingLard Collages
I found some old collages in once a decade clearout. I really can’t remember when I did these, but they are a great example of what I like to do.. make weird shit out of stuff that is just lying … Continue reading
Crap Dinner
We just ate dinner. It was shit. The tasteless stodge that was lovingly delivered to our door was akin to the following: crap sex alcohol free beer caffeine free coffee driving a Mondeo
Cunt Skirt
This is a picture I took of myself while studying Fine Art. I like it. A lot. I am also pretty amazed that this fanny thing has been going on for quite some time now. Nice niche. hehe.
