Category Archives: random blog posts

I just made my first vagina necklace. What do you think?

I have been busy crafting some spectacular things, so now you can order more than just felt fanny cushions and brooches either here at the SHOP!, at Fine Art Fannies or at Tea and Sympathy in Colchester (you will have … Continue reading →

Holly! Well done Holly, general consensus was that it was very funny and topical… Here is your fanny drawing as promised:   And a special mention goes to Philthy who was runner up with ‘Ohhhhhhh…the hokey cokey…ohhhhhh…’ Philthy would have … Continue reading →

After yesterday’s post about porn star pouts and great Japanese beauty gadgets there were plenty of people checking out the delights of Japan Trend Shop. Lo and behold – I had missed a complete treat… The Jenny Ice Cunt action … Continue reading →

When I first saw this I honestly thought it was some sort of sex aid with the purpose of giving your girlfriend a sex doll aesthetic without the cost of collagen fillers! I mean really – what would you have … Continue reading →

Well, thanks for clearing that one up for us Asa. … and what a great tip for us girls too!  I had totally not  considered how sexy I could feel if I had cum up my nose. Like not EVER. … Continue reading →

I found some old collages in  once a decade clearout. I really can’t remember when I did these, but they are a great example of what I like to do.. make weird shit out of stuff that is just lying … Continue reading →

We just ate dinner. It was shit. The tasteless stodge that was lovingly delivered to our door was akin to the following: crap sex alcohol free beer caffeine free coffee driving a Mondeo  

This is a picture I took of myself while studying Fine Art. I like it. A lot. I am also pretty amazed that this fanny thing has been going on for quite some time now. Nice niche. hehe.