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The Evolution of Hilary Devey

I love Hilary Devey, she is amazing. I love what she is doing for women in business and for women in general. As such I am slightly horrified at connections my brain made between the appearance of the very wonderful … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts of a McCarthy

I Have Just Been The Perpetrator Of Gesticulation That Has Upset Me… Shop Man: [takes money] So, he is at home? Me: No, [placing beer in bag] he is at his friend’s playing drums. Shop Man: Ah, drums. [hands over … Continue reading

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If…

What is the difference between a smoothie and a soup? Surely a smoothie is just a cold fruit soup, and a soup is a hot vegetable (and sometimes meaty) smoothie? Which made me wonder if that then meant custard was … Continue reading

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Getting Older (Leopard Print Worn Over Time)

After finding myself wearing double leopard print with leopard print glasses I realised that the older I get, the happier I am to chuck on a whole heap of animal print without a care in the world. By the time … Continue reading

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Fanny Ceramics

Been playing around with some ideas today and the result was quite a pleasing faceless nude on a ceramic tile… …and an espresso cup and saucer decorated with vaginas. I will definitely be playing around with that idea some more … Continue reading

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Vagina Necklace

I just made my first vagina necklace. What do you think?

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Buy ChewingLard Stuff

I have been busy crafting some spectacular things, so now you can order more than just felt fanny cushions and brooches either here at the SHOP!, at Fine Art Fannies or at Tea and Sympathy in Colchester (you will have … Continue reading

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And the November Porn Caption winner is…

Holly! Well done Holly, general consensus was that it was very funny and topical… Here is your fanny drawing as promised:   And a special mention goes to Philthy who was runner up with ‘Ohhhhhhh…the hokey cokey…ohhhhhh…’ Philthy would have … Continue reading

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‘Jenny Ice Cunt’ Action Figure For The Night Time (it must be a typo?)

After yesterday’s post about porn star pouts and great Japanese beauty gadgets there were plenty of people checking out the delights of Japan Trend Shop. Lo and behold – I had missed a complete treat… The Jenny Ice Cunt action … Continue reading

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Get a Porn Star Pout – ChewingLard Beauty Tips

When I first saw this I honestly thought it was some sort of sex aid with the purpose of giving your girlfriend a sex doll aesthetic without the cost of collagen fillers! I mean really – what would you have … Continue reading

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